Green eggs and ham

I am Sam

I am Sam
Sam I am

That Sam-I-am
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am

Do you like
green eggs and ham

I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.

Would you like them
Here or there?

I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am

Would you like them
in a house?
Would you like them
with a mouse?

I do not like them
in a house.
I do not like them
with a mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.


Would you eat them
in a box?
Would you eat them
with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
in a car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.

I would not ,
could not,
in a car

You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
in a tree?
d not in a tree.
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox
I do not like them in a house
I do mot like them with a mouse
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse
I will not eat them in a house.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.


Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,
in the dark.

Would you, could you,
in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not eat them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like
green eggs and ham?

I do not
like them,
Sam-I-am.

Could you, would you,
with a goat?

I would not,
could not.
with a goat!

Would you, could you,
on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like
green eggs
and ham!

I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.

You do not like them.
SO you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may I say.

Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.

Say!
I like green eggs and ham!
I do!! I like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would eat them in a boat!
And I would eat them with a goat...
And I will eat them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good so good you see!

So I will eat them in a box.
And I will eat them with a fox.
And I will eat them in a house.
And I will eat them with a mouse.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!

I do so like
green eggs and ham!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am

How to make your own command prompt

To make your very own command prompt you need to open up a note pad.Then you need to put in this coding:
@echo off
break off
title custom command prompt
color 0a
cls

:cmd
set /p cmd=command

%cmd%
echo.
goto cmd
with this you can control the computer and do many different things.

Messing around with the vending machines

First you have to find a coke machine with an Led screen. Most of the time it says something like "ice cold drinks". All you need to know is on the machine the first 4 buttons for drinks. Starting from top to bottom it is from 1 to 9 I think. The code to enter the debug menu of the Coke machine is 4-2-3-1. Meaning if you press the buttons in that order you have accessed the menu. My favorite thing to do is to set the machine on error so people think its broken. Other than that you can't do much with out accessing the inside to set something on. You can see the internal temperature, see how much money is in the machine, make it look like it has an error. To use the menu you use the same buttons as before. 4 is enter, 3/2 are up/down, 1 is back. It goes back to normal if you hold the coin return button. Remember this is for educational purposes only.

how to controol the ball in pinball

Pinball is a default game in most windows xp operating systems. This is a secret to controlling the ball in the game with your mouse taking it any where you want.I get the most points using this secret by putting it in the gutter thing like in the picture. To activate the secret you must type in "hidden test" while the game is going on. Then you are able to move the pinball with the mouse. Also make sure you left click on the pinball and hold it.

Emulation

With emulation you are able to play console games like PlayStation or Nintendo. Emulation is the technique of one machine obtaining the same results as another. This is done with emulators and the game it plays is called either a rom or a iso. One of the easiest emulators to use is visual boy advanced it's a game boy advanced emulator. You need to download it from somewhere and download a rom(game). Then open up the visual boy and go to file open and find where you put the rom. Open that and voila you can play it. If you have any questions on how to use this or other emulators just comment.

Links for roms and emulators
http://www.emulator-zone.com/ -emulators
http://doperoms.com/ -roms

Gmails approach to ending embarrassing emails

Gmail added this feature to reduce drunken emailing. When you want to send a email five math questions will come up and you have 50 seconds to answer them. If you don't get them all right in that amount of time then you can't send emails. But what if your just not good at math you would never get to send an email. If your too drunk to answer math problems then you shouldn't be able to use the computer.

How to speed up Firefox

In order to speed up Firefox you need to type in about:config at the address bar. Then you need to find network.http.pipelining and set it to true.Then find network.http.proxy.pipelining set that to true, and find network.http.pipelining.maxrequests. Set it to 30 or what ever you want it adjust the amount Firefox handles at once. Finally right click anywhere and go to new>integer and name it nglayout.initialpaint.delay and set the integer to 0. That gets rid of the delay time. This Speeds up Firefox to surf the net much faster for broadband connection. If you have any problems setting this up please comment.